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Father knows best.
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If you can’t say something nice, say nothing
at all.
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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Pride goes before a downfall.
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A penny saved is a penny earned.
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Trust no one over 30.
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Here today, gone tomorrow.
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Be happy while you're living, for you're a
long time dead.--Scottish Proverb
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Hair today, gone tomorrow.
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A hair in the head is worth two in the
brush.--Don Herold (1889-- 1966), U.S. humorist
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Do unto others as you would have them do unto
you.
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Do unto others before they can do unto you.
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Honor thy Father and thy Mother.
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Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is
full of thin skinned people.--Richard Armour (1906-1989), U.S. humorous
writer
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Always and never are two words you
should always remember never to use.--Wendell Johnson (1906--1965), U.S.
speech pathologist and general semanticist
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Always be nice to your children because they
are the ones who will choose your rest home.--Phyllis Diller, (1917-- ),
U.S. comedienne
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Always do right; this will gratify some people and
astonish the rest.--Mark Twain (1835-1910)
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Buy land, they're not making it any
more.--Mark Twain (1835-1910), U.S. writer
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Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.
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Don't bite the hand that has your allowance
in it.--Paul Dickson, U.S. journalist/writer
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When God closes a door, he opens a window.
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Don't take yourself too seriously.
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Don't take yourself too seriously. And don't
be too serious about not taking yourself too seriously.--Howard Ogden
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You break it, you buy it.
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Know thyself.
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Know thyself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as
conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.--Ann Landers (1918--2002),
U.S. advice columnist
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Never look a gift horse in the mouth.--St.
Jerome (345--420), "On the Epistle to the Ephesians," ca. 420 A.D
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Always choose the lesser of two evils.
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Of two evils, choose neither.--Charles H. Spurgeon
(1834--1892), English Baptist preacher/writer
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You can't have everything. Where would you put
it?--Steven Wright, Omni, 1984
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Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
--Chinese
Proverb
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Children should be seen and not heard
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People who live in glass houses shouldn't
throw stones.
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Lost time is never found again. --Benjamin
Franklin
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Education is to teach men not what to think
but how to think. Calvin Coolidge